Epitome of human Stupidity

Some moron tried to impersonate me by typing the words:

'I still love you'

on Sonia's Cbox under MY name.

What an idiot...she didn't even fall for it.
But he has my sincere thanks, cause Sonia messaged me that night for the first time in years.

At least she knew it wasn't me, which is a good thing.
I should have treated her better...

And around 12:10 in the morning, Joel Lee called me (no one calls me anymore) to inform me of this unfortunate(or fortunate?) incident which I was already well aware of

All I can say is, that moron/idiot has good taste

-Mark-

Rappin' with da Lycans this CNY

Went 'house visiting' with my CG members today.

Reached church at about 10:30 am. Due to Malaysian timing (which is always 10-20 minutes late), it took us about half an hour to get everyone together.

First stop: Sandra's house!

Carl and I were making (rather lame) jokes about Sandra's place, cause there is this big, kinda obvious CCTV aimed at the gate and spikes on the walls. Carl kept screaming "LOOK OUT FOR THE LANDMINES, LOOK OUT FOR THE LANDMINES!!!"

Once inside (no casualties due to exploding landmines were reported), we settled down to eat and drink. Sandra's infant brother kept bringing out snacks and stuff for us. I like that kid already.

Also, we played some card games and waited for our old CG leader to arrive (Andrea, who recently underwent surgery on his foot). There, we learned that Wen June couldn't come because her cousin got pregnant (uhuh...)

Received my Ang Pau with deep gratitude and humility.

Next stop: Fish's house!
I'm still not sure how he got the name 'Fish'. His real name is Foo Yi Wern.

We went to the TV room to play Mahjong. Fish kept telling us on the way that he wanted to play Mahjong with us and win all our money. But once we got there, he disappeared to take a shower and didn't return until we were ready to leave.

It's a small world we live in.
Turns out that Fiona stays not too far from Fish's place. After 'persuading' Sandra to come with me, we took a short walk to her house. She didn't look too thrilled to see me though.
I went with Sandra, Daniel (naturally) and Fish, who wanted another Ang Pau.

Fiona's house is guarded by these huge Lycan/Werewolf/Anubis/Sirius Black/DOGS who looked perfectly capable of taking my head off if they felt inclined to. Sandra wouldn't go near them...and Fiona wouldn't open the gate, so we walked back to Fish's car to our next destination.

Elaine's house!

Which I have never been in before. Only stayed there for a little while. Invaded her room, with Fish treating Elaine as his personal servant girl. Met her parents, and walked 12 houses away to:

Judith's house!

Where we ate lunch and hung out for the rest of the afternoon. The food (as usual) was good. We dared each other to taste Judith's grandmother's sambal. As it turned out, lunch was a dramatic affair, which ended with people crying...because of the sambal.

We also played this board game called 'Settlers of Catan' which was pretty cool, but I was more interested in her PS2. Played Tekken 5 with all the guys - Won 11 Lost 1 - which is not bad considering I haven't played Tekkan in more than a year.

And of course, as is tradition: we have to kneel before her parents to receive our Ang Pau. And they can request any type of performance they want from us.

There's gotta be an easier way to earn $$$...

I had to say Happy Chinese New Year in an Indian accent. I managed to pull it off convincingly (thank you Russell Peters). Others had to say it in different Chinese dialects. the rest had to greet her parents by RAPPING. Really hilarious...we recorded the moment using handphones and cameras. I hope Sandra sends the videos to me (and the pictures too)

After that, the others decided to go to a Cyber Cafe.
Elaine got excited about playing DotA...
I called it quits: Fish sent me home

-Mark-

Anime with Demons

Currently,
I'm now reading a manga series by the title: Claymore
It's pretty good, I've been reading it this whole week.

Other decent manga (in my opinion) apart from the usual Bleach or Naruto are:
-Highschool of the Dead(not as bad as it sounds)
-Kingdom Hearts
-Basilisk
-Alive: The final evolution
-Parasyte

All available(free, btw) from: http://www.onemanga.com/

-Mark-

Red is the new Black

I'm crazy about her,
even though I know I'm not supposed to be...

What can I do?
When I see her in every sunset, and in every colour of everything beautiful and I can't help but think:

"I wish she was here with me"

On the opposite side, when things goes seriously, horribly wrong. When it all crashes before my eyes, I'm never worried

because I know she can make it better again

But, it's all too good to be true.
Because everytime I call her name, I realize...

She is everything I ever wanted and will never have

-Mark-

Haru haru (Day after day) - Big Bang

A really great song. You'll need to see the video to fully appreciate it. You might wanna turn my playlist off first.

This is for everyone who has had their heart broken in half. Enjoy

-Mark-

Spoils of war...

To Vivian Cheah: I just bought a pair of skinny jeans today

Had Pizza Hut at Tesco today. There's hardly anyone there, so the food comes pretty fast. Cozy, quaint little restaurant. Perfect for a Valentine's Day date.

Anyway, bought a new watch for RM15.90
Looks okay considering the price. Has the word 'Fuka' displayed as it's brand name (which was why I purchased it in the first place - profanity sells)

Also, committed my first criminal offence a few minutes ago - Shoplifting.
Stole a small bamboo shoot which had already fallen off one of those 'Lucky Bamboo' thingys for CNY. I'm now keeping it at home. I call it 'Bambi'.

Speaking of CNY, I have now accumulated RM950 and counting. Looks like a prosperous year ahead.

The rich get richer
-Mark-

Ladies and Gentlemen

tuan-tuan dan puan-puan

as you can see on your right, there is now a Cbox on my blog.

seperti yang anda boleh lihat, sekarang terdapat Cbox pada blog saya

Please feel free to compliment me every once in a while. If you have any constructive criticism that may help me in some way, you are invited to keep it to yourself

Jangan teragak-agak untuk membodek saya sekali sekala. Jikalau anda mempunyai kritik yang mungkin berguna kepada saya, tolong simpan

Thank you

Terima kasih

-Mark-

Never meant to be

This pain of longing and never having,
a torment that is never ending,
when thoughts of suicide and hanging,

start to play inside my head...

You'll never be there when I fall,
you never pick up when I call,
but still you're there, standing tall,

and I'd rather not feel anything at all...

Cause I always thought that you'll be there,
until I realized you don't care,
If this feeling isn't something we share,

I'd rather be left alone...

The Journey of a Thousand Miles

begins by getting your lazy ass off that chair and away from your computer screen.

Hello, long time no see.
Missed me? Hopefully not...

Anyway, Form 4 life is more stressful than I thought it would be.
I'm not even past the 1st chapter and I Hate Add Maths already. I should probably get tuition for that.

Also, I'm champion for MSSD (Chess) yet again. 3 years and counting.
Hoping to play chess for Perak again this year (which would make it 5 years of dedicated service to the state)

And the reason I haven't been updating my blog or answering your emails is because my laptop crashed and I was without internet for a whole bloody WEEK!!!

Met my last ex girlfriend recently - She's not talking to me anymore
Haven't met my crush in ages - She's not talking to me either

What else happened? Oh yeah...

I spent my birthday at my uncle's bar, drinking and dancing. A kid couldn't ask for more. Got a decent number of birthday wishes. I love my friends

Awww (loser)
-Mark-

We are Divided

I ended up in class 4sc6, also known as the Sixer Army. This class has it's own legacy in SMI for producing gangsters and other notorious individuals.
As a result, we have 2 discipline masters are teaching Physics and Sejarah respectively.
None of the hot teachers are teaching us either.

Sucks to be in 4sc6

It seems that I have been separated from most of my friends. I'll just have to make new ones.
But on the bright side, this class is the perfect base of operations for me, with plenty of soldiers to fuel my new army.

The takeover begins

*Evil laugh*
-Mark-

The Burning Light

The first week of school has been disappointing...

So far, all I've done includes listening to deadpan speeches, playing Truth or Dare(no one takes the 'Dare' option anymore), silently insulting the teachers and (hilariously) listening to the teachers insult one another*

Also, I'll be applying for prefectship tomorrow. Wish me luck. The prospect of having to explain myself in front of an EXCO board doesn't exactly make me all warm and fuzzy inside.

(They're not too bad actually...so far)

*Refers to the incident in which Mr. Rajan announced in front of the whole Form 4 student body of how SMI's teachers are damn (f)ugly and how he feels like vomiting at the very sight of them

(May have stretched the facts a little)

-Mark-

Yesterday and Today

Went to the International Youth Carnival and Rally yesterday evening. It actually turned out to be quite fun, apart from the rather obvious (to me, anyway) and painful feelings of heartbreak every time I see her.

I didn't stay for the rally though. Left at 7:30 p.m

Today, I went to church's first Youth fellowship of the year 2009. Pleasant enough, until it started to rain. Also, it turns out that I'm hardly the only person who can play 'River flows in You' by Yiruma

The fact that school begins tomorrow does not help my state of mind. Currently, I am downright angry and depressed and seriously NOT looking forward to the new year.

I'm probably gonna have to go for tuition next year. My PMR results doesn't exactly inspire much confidence in my academics

-Mark-

Fallen

It's 1:12 in the morning...

Went for a barbecue last night at church.
As usual, I slept through the entire afternoon and woke up late.
Then stumbled into church and didn't really wake up till the food was ready.

Had marshmallows with honey and butter...and 2 chicken wings which was probably undercooked. Lots of sausages and a lone potato

The days go by so fast now...

Just got my PMR results - 5 A's 2 B's (for BM and Geography)

Which is quite satisfactory since I only studied for about a week+ and played chess most of the time (I even went to a tournament the day before PMR)

Still, hoping to get into the Science stream. Maybe I'll take IT or Accounting.

My future is unclear
-Mark-

Stand alone

Christmas day was spent alone and bored.

Last night, I went to my church for the Christmas service. It was then confirmed that after the Youth Camp(which I did not attend)...that everyone has already forgotten about me.

But who cares right?

Anyway, holidays are coming to an end. Haven't really achieved what I wanted to...but I'm not really complaining. Just sad.

Screw new year resolutions, I'm not in the mood anymore.

*Total number of presents this year = 2

Merry Christmas
-Mark-

Party like a Rockstar

Two nights ago, while I was still in KL, I went Waikiki Bar, which is actually owned by my uncle. So I got free drinks and food on the house. The place was really cool. I mean, there was a live band, cute girls and everything(Christmas decorations?).

Thanks to my dad and uncle, I got drunk for the very first time. I'm probably still under the influence right now...

So, anyway...
I was seated with my dad, my uncle and his wife, together with the coolest guys and the hottest girls in the club.

The live band performance was something else. The lead singer was excellent - damn good voice, high entertainment value, 7 ear rings and he has grandchildren

...

WHAT?!

Anyway, anyway,
in the band, there were also 2 guitarists who were formally with the Alleycats(Malaysian rock band - way, way before my time)

I had around 4 beers. And somehow managed to keep my presence of mind.

So, halfway through, everyone started dancing(including my dad - how embarrassing). There was this super tall, super hot, Russian supermodel seating next to me. After talking with her for a while - which I would never have done if I was sober - she leaned forward and asked me: Are you drunk yet?

I was still a little shy so I told her I wasn't. And I suddenly realized that I would probably never have the chance to dance with someone like her during my teenage years again. So I pulled every ounce of Dutch courage I could, and said: Actually... Yeah, I am drunk. Do you wanna dance?

She said yes

(Note: Dutch courage means false bravery instilled by alcohol)

I have never danced before. So I probably didn't manage to impress her too much in that department. She, on the other hand, was a natural dancer(trained or untrained...I'm not sure)

I should also mention that she has a boyfriend already, who is totally cool and didn't mind me hitting on her.

Her name was Anna

Also, made another friend. She wouldn't tell me her real name, cause all her friends call her 'Ika'. I hear she was voted one of the Top 20 most glamorous women in Malaysia by GLAM magazine.

I should go out more often
-Mark-

The Return

Hey all, I've just finished playing my last chess competition for the year 2008. Still in KL now. May blog about what I've been doing this past month if I feel up to it.

Merry Christmas
-Mark-

Cultural revolution

From my personal(and rather limited) point of view...Friendster is dying a slow, agonizing death. Too many problems with the system, too little stuff to do...

So,
I made a FACEBOOK account, which is like, so much more 'happening'

*Happening - a good descriptive word I picked up at Youth Camp many years ago. Refers to a person, place or event that is considered popular by teenagers(No one cares what old people think)

Also see:

*Punked - another word I learned at Youth Camp to describe a situation in which you were totally fooled, cheated, played out, taken in, conned or suckered by a more intelligent person than yourself

"You got PUNKED!!!"

I probably most of that stuff up...I'm bored. So sue me.

Speaking of Youth Camp, I am guaranteed NOT going this December
(Woe is me)
Hope they have a splendid time...saw the promo video, looks awesome

-Mark-

Hito Tsuki Mushi

Translation
*Human punches insect

I just passed my aikido grading, promoting me to 5th Kyu
(On my way to ninja mastery)

Gambateh
-Mark-

Return to the kingdom

Hello blog...long time no see.
Sorry I haven't been able to post on you for quite some time, cause I've been away in KL

Miss me?

*First sign of madness - talking to your blog*

Anyway, I went down for 2 chess tournaments(UIA and UITM), in which I only got an average score...and nearly lost my handphone in the process

-ate sushi and pizza for the first time in months

I would not be able to survive a single day as a vegetarian...thought you people might want to know

ANYWAY, I'll be going to KL again next month for the National Juniors and KL open

*boredom kills*

ALSO, got a 'date' this Thursday...maybe my life isn't a total waste after all.

Apart from that, my social life is still as dull as the Wall Street Journal(which is, contrary to popular belief...not that boring)

-Mark-

A shadow on glass

When does the school term end anyway?
I would at least like to know when my holidays officially begin

But that doesn't matter, cause I don't go to school anymore
I'm staying right here at home, playing chess, writing piano songs and messing around with my webcam(lol)

Been having weird dreams lately, which I do not care on elaborating on...

Anyhow, still haven't been to MYF in a long, long time...
I wonder how they're doing without me

Haven't been in the mood for SMSing either...maybe I'm clinically depressed
I should go out more often

Are you still there?
Wow! you must be really bored if you're still reading this

Your torment ends here
-Mark-