Mark the Rockstar

I've been wanting to learn how to play the guitar for some time now.
It only just occured to me 5 minutes ago THAT I ACTUALLY HAVE A GUITAR.

A baby guitar actually...that my parents bought for me when I was still an infant.
So I got it out of the storeroom, cleaned it and got my dad to tune it

Then I self-taught myself how to play the cheap version of
"Smoke on the water".

Been doing it ever since. XD
-Mark-

Rhetoric is a Bloodsport

I feel so disappointed.
I was the 3rd speaker for my school's Rotary Debate team...

and we lost

The motion was: This house believes that If only one language existed the world would be a better place.

My team was the Opposing team.
I've highlighted the words that made refuting this motion so damn difficult in red.

Any ideas?
Anyway, I still felt that I spoke well.
The audience in general liked my speech.

The judges however...did not
-Mark-