Death by Weather

DAMN. The heat is unbearable. Did hell like...freeze over?

Global warming used to be something I read in a textbook.
Now, our planet has become one big frying pan

...

Anyway, this holiday has been mostly uneventful.
Didn't get as much money for CNY as I had hoped
(means no iPhone this year)
and I spent Valentine's Day all alone

It always rains on the unloved *Sigh*

"Speaking of rain, it doesn't rain enough nowadays"

ANYWAY,
I went out with my CellGroup to visit each other's houses for CNY. It was badly organized on my part. Sorry for the confusion everyone. Only me, WenJune, Samuel, Andrea, Judith and Elaine ended up going. We all somehow managed to fit in one car...

I found out that WenJune actually lives right next door to my grandmother. XD. I played on her PS3 for the very first time.

And the game I played was...

Call Of Duty: Nazi Zombies. Awesome game.

Better than killing zombies...
Better than killing Nazis...

I killed...NAZI ZOMBIES!!!

She also has a RM800 teddybear... (0_O)

Also visited Judith's house. Played on her PS2. My Tekkan skills have degraded alot over the past 2 years. I used to be able to memorize all the characters and their attacks
(which explains why I fail my school exams)

Visited Elaine's house shortly. Played Blackjack and managed to lose around RM5. (-_-")

Some of us followed Elaine to badminton practice which was held in some secret facility (LOL) somewhere in the middle of the jungles of Jelapang.

And then I went home.
And slept until evening

-Mark-

Ideas for Commonwealth Essay Competition

I'm pretty amazed at how many people from around the world found my blog by searching for this post. If you happen to be reading this, drop a comment here or in the chatbox, just so I know you were here. Enjoy

1. What technological invention(s) would most improve life in your community?
Probably the gas chamber. Pity the Germans already discovered it. Maybe I could reintroduce it to society in a more casual, people-friendly way

2. The mad scientist.
Hmm...I'm looking for a variety of post-apocalyptic themes. From zombies to mutants to giant robots

3. What positive steps can you or I start to take to tackle climate change?
I quote Joseph Stalin: Death is the solution to all problems. No man...no problem.

4. The day the computer started misbehaving.
I handcuffed it to the bed and brought out my whip...kinky. XD

5. "Science never solves a problem without creating ten more." (George Bernard Shaw)
Said the man who invented the atomic bomb. Application for citizenship in Japan was DENIED

6. An adventure in space.
Zombies in space anyone?

7. What is knowledge? Who owns it? How can it best be taught or transmitted?
Knowledge is power. Power = Money. The Jews own it. And they transmit it the same way they transmit STDs and AIDS

8. A 'eureka' moment.
"I found my car keys"

9. Is your generation wiser than your grandparents' generation?
We may be SMARTER. But I think they're definitely WISER. Excluding those having dementia and other psychological diseases.

10. Welcome to my Utopia!
A beautiful place filled with chess sets, Japanese girls, cats and communist literature...

Sigh. I don't even know where to begin
-Mark-

Thank You Vivian Cheah...

...for the awesome birthday present

And I quote:

                   Joseph Stalin

Some of the most interesting (and un-democratic) quotes by the former dictator of the Soviet Union.

1) Death is the solution to all problems. No man...no problem.

2) Gratitude is a sickness suffered by dogs

 
3) Ideas are more powerful than guns. We would not let our enemies have guns, why should we let them have ideas?

4) The death of one man is a tragedy. The death of millions is a statistic.

5) The people who cast the votes don't decide an election. The people who count the votes do.

6) The Pope? How many divisions has he got?

7) When we hang the capitalists they will sell us the rope we use

-Mark-

Hitlist

Been playing some new songs on the piano.
Will make the videos soon. XD

-Wedding Dress by Taeyang
-Eternity (Final Fantasy X-2)
-Tell Me Why by Backstreet Boys
-Your Call by Secondhand Serenade
-Fireflies by Owl City
-Bohemian Rhapsody

Why did I wake up this morning?

ARRRRGHHH *cough*

Got a sorethroat now...damn weather. Can hardly breath. *gasp*

Anyway, I observed something interesting in school :

43 boys, after 17 years of upbringing and a few million years of evolution...are terrified of a single bee commiting suicide multiple times against the class ceiling fan. (-_-)

Charles Darwin would be disappointed...

On the brightside, Judith's party is tomorrow.
Which reminds me...I haven't finished her present yet. XD

So much to do, so little time. Sigh

Also, I'm quite certain I would run screaming if confronted with 10 million fireflies
I hate insects...and there's a huge ******* cicada flying around outside my house every morning. Damn

-Mark-